Hello. This is Pat Berry - your Central Scrutinizer. I head production at Razorfish for Atlanta, Austin and Chicago. You have indeed arrived at the Darkest Corner of the Internet. Here I empty my brain of advertising things and other items that catch my interest. Opinions expressed here are my own. I am a life-long producer and maker of things. I have built production companies, a digital agency production group, and collaborated in consolidating the largest advertising production department in the free world.Tumblr (3.0; @patberry)http://www.adverstuff.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrvpuiOyP1qa2stto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Alice in Wonderland @ W</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/18046548900http://www.adverstuff.com/post/18046548900Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:17:54 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrl7yOCLO1qa2stto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Welcome to Austin</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/18031776701http://www.adverstuff.com/post/18031776701Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:31:10 -0600<p>I am surprised at how much time I spend with AICP estimates and how much time I don’t spend reviewing wireframes and process charts.</p> <p>Content has made one hell of a comeback. And everyone now claims they can make it for you.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17996838290http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17996838290Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:21:00 -0600ProductionAgencyAICPContent<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpveqjCDZ1r62p4fo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>The dad olympics are coming and there will be heart attacks!</p> </blockquote>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17988193100http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17988193100Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:49:00 -0600<p>I’m pretty excited about being one check-in away from becoming the new mayor at the kids’ orthodontist.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17966108007http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17966108007Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:55:00 -0600Me: Which XBox game do you want to play?<br /> Son: I know! Let's play Fruit Ninja Kinect.<br /> Me: Eh, that's too much work.<br /> Son: I'm going to start slicing and get warmed up.<br /> Me: I'm going to send some email.http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17950476349http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17950476349Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:26:51 -0600Home<p>The staff are all mean-spirited and judgmental. Must be in such a shitty mood from cleaning such a large house. And the owners and their friends also spend a great deal of time talking, sitting, eating and walking about somewhat pissed off.</p> <p>And they seem to use the term “bastard” often and in many different ways.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17937208004http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17937208004Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:42:47 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzobfqcyQ21qa2stto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New York looks more like Blade Runner with each trip.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17927439707http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17927439707Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:07:00 -0600New YorkBlade Runner<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlqbuCCXa1rnytkzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey man, nice shot.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17924385660http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17924385660Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:14:30 -0600advertisingDurex<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznnxzA7Ce1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/17897609593/sisters-of-mercy" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://martinklasch.blogspot.com/2012/02/lottor.html" target="_blank">Sisters of Mercy</a></p> </blockquote>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17923951469http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17923951469Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:07:10 -0600NunsGuns<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznwk6k2rw1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17923763988http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17923763988Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:04:00 -0600Pooh<a href="http://mashable.com/2012/02/04/ios-apps-crash-more-than-android/">New Study Claims iOS Apps Crash More Than Android Apps</a>: <p><img alt="New Study Claims iOS Apps Crash More Than Android Apps" src="http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/125,iphone-android-cloud-360.jpg" width="125"/><br/>In a new study conducted by the mobile application monitoring company Crittercism, it is noted that iOS applications crash more often than their Android counterparts. The results, as you can see in the below images, speak for themselves: more applications crash under iOS 5.0.1, while Android app…</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17254565421http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17254565421Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:19:24 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyhml2Utu1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/17141367065/hail-mary" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/46274204" target="_blank">Hail Mary</a></p> </blockquote>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17142523653http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17142523653Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:50:16 -0600Super Bowl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuic5bDQJ1r1nf8mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><blockquote><a href="http://bit.ly/yJCKZP" target="_blank"><a href="http://bit.ly/yJCKZP" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/yJCKZP</a></a></blockquote> <blockquote>Interesting marking opportunity through Tumblr. You give up a bunch of personal data, but for $50 … Easier than selling plasma.</blockquote></p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109710513http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109710513Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:17:04 -0600Starbucks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytveru8GO1qa0q13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109426465http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109426465Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:12:37 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxnwwfwU91qcoaf4o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>Superbowl Halftime Performance</strong></em>, 2004 (Nipple: Janet Jackson)</p> </blockquote>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109218616http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109218616Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:09:00 -0600<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxrchoxnz1qcytdro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kampfgruppe.tumblr.com/post/17108332387/this-cow-is-tied-to-a-sturmgeschutz-iii-ausf-g" target="_blank">kampfgruppe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>This cow is tied to a Sturmgeschütz III Ausf. G</strong></p> <p><strong>Your argument is invalid.</strong><strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109181944http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17109181944Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:08:48 -0600<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuub02y8Q1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I talking to you.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17078456679http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17078456679Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:09:08 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywnqfli8t1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Caption contest.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17078033049http://www.adverstuff.com/post/17078033049Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:59:44 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrwx04nv51qa2stto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chicago keeping its pigeons warm on the L. No matter who walks by this guy is not moving.</p>http://www.adverstuff.com/post/15814564227http://www.adverstuff.com/post/15814564227Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:36:36 -0600